Monday, December 29, 2008

Clairvoyant Midget

Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who just broke out of prison?
A: A small medium at large.

Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy ?
I don't know and I don't care.
-William Safire

Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else - and usually it's reading his own handwriting.
-G. Norman Collie

Smile it's good for your health,


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